Carole King: I Feel The Earth Move

Lakeside: Fantastic Voyage

DARK MATTER LINK

ART - I trust you'll be glued to this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/bigbang/

all day just in case something goes wrong...

No worries chaps, one of my best mates is part of the CERN team under Brian Cox, and has been working on the project first hand - he says the chances of us disappearing into a black whole or summat are "extremely small" - he was well pissed up at his own wedding at the time of this statement, so I wait with baited breath

I don't think this will help ART to sleep at nights...

My old fella, who is a massive sci fi/space/astronomy fan, collared him earlier in the evening and seemed to be satisfied that Geneva and the rest of this part of the Milky Way will still be there the morning after...barring an invasion of 150,000 pissed up Rangers fans.

I'm well excited...

I'd believe anything brian cox says. He's the boss

Donald Cox the Sweaty Fox is more boss.

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Here's a flow chart for you:

@ Weeg

My mate literally heads straight from his honeymoon in Bali back to Geneva and DEFCON 5! Nice relaxed way to ease yourself back into the job.

Kirk, I ll get you some real live updates from the "coal face" if that would make you any less of a timorous beastie!

Who says scientists don't have a sense of humour...