What cheese would you use to hide a small horse?

Mascapone

What cheese would you use to entice a grizzly down from a mountain?

Camembert




CHEERS

how did the beaver get online?



he logged on

why did the lion get lost?



cos jungle is massive

hahahaha

brilliant

http://fuckingshocking.com/index/video/tub_girl

what's brown and sticky?




a stick covered in shit

http://fuckingshocking.com/index/video/tub_girl

Now I've been going out with my girlfriend for some time, it seems OK when I break wind in bed. It's when I follow through that the petty arguments begin. I will never understand women.

What's brown and sticky?



My poster of Beyonce



(stolen straight from the previous brownswood jokes thread)

A mate of mines girlfriend left him at the weekend.
She took all his Bob Marley records... and then to top it all off she also took his Satellite dish.
I feel really sorry for him....
No woman... no sky!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

why do jazz players struggle to get through doors?

they can never find the key and dont know when to come in.

cheers.was gonna save that for my 1000th post

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-...s-200907271934/

Viz is not quite what it used to be, but I still pick it up for the letters page which is always worth a laugh, and sometimes there's some classics in Roger's Profanisaurus.

"I heard recently that, on average, Alex Ferguson receives two turds in the post each week. What I want to know is, who's sending the other one?"